Tuesday, June 14, 2016

Today's Fanboy Delusion

Today I'd rather be...

... butching it up with James Badge Dale.

You know for all the press that John Krasinski got out of that one shirtless shot in Michael Bay's military masturbatory fantasy 13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi (and rightfully so) you'd think some ink (and other fluids) could've been spilled over JBD's great big butch pig transformation. This is a very very long way from the scrawny prettiness that we're used to from Jim! S'good! Hit the jump for much more...






And that spit once more for good measure...

5 comments:

Lucksaw said...

I told you months ago on Twitter that James had a surprise in store for you in the movie ;)

Never gonna watch short shorts with the same eyes again...

Jason Adams said...

I knew somebody had, but I couldn't remember
-- thanks for that heads-up, Lucksaw!

And GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY

Lucksaw said...

I had the unique pleasure of seeing all of that glory on a big screen, and so for that alone I WORSHIP Michael Bay. Say what he want about him, but he gave us this scene that will enter in the annals - ehem, hehe - of movie history. Praise the Lord Bay!

Now I want two hours of that in a movie, am I right?

Schlickmann said...

Oh James!!!

Unknown said...

Why’s he have a boner?