Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

... you can learn from:

Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (1984)

Jimmy: Ted. I think... I think when we get 

to town I should call Betty. 

Ted: Jimbo, calling Betty is definitely a dead fuck thing 

to do. Look, first rule of love: never get rejected 

by the same girl twice. I mean, that's useless. 

If you want to make a fool out of yourself, 

always do it with someone new.

Jimmy: I don't know anyone new. 

Ted: Well, sex is a great way to meet them. 

A happy 53rd birthday to Crispin Glover today. Can't wait

to see him be a weirdo on American Gods very soon!