Thursday, April 20, 2017

Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

... you can learn from:

Jimmy: Ted. I think... I think when we get 
to town I should call Betty. 
Ted: Jimbo, calling Betty is definitely a dead fuck thing 
to do. Look, first rule of love: never get rejected 
by the same girl twice. I mean, that's useless. 
If you want to make a fool out of yourself, 
always do it with someone new.
Jimmy: I don't know anyone new. 
Ted: Well, sex is a great way to meet them. 

A happy 53rd birthday to Crispin Glover today. Can't wait
to see him be a weirdo on American Gods very soon!

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