I was gonna be nice and give you a shot of Aaron Johnson soaking in a bathtub in the movie Savages this morning to celebrate his Golden Globes win last night... then I was going to be mean and gif the moment in Nocturnal Animals where he wipes his ass on screen. Lucky for us all (as far as the second instinct's concerned) I went for a middle-ground and just took a couple of snapshots of the Nocturnal scene, sans the wiping.
I'm a real generous soul. It is just a little early on a Monday morning for all of that - I get it. Anyway I liked Nocturnal Animals more than most people seemed to (well people not named the Hollywood Foreign Press Association anyway) but I still think AJ winning a prize for it's a little bit goofy. My most popular (and yes, kinda mean) tweet of the night last night...
Note to self: become a member of the HFPA— Jason Adams (@JAMNPP) January 9, 2017
because clearly you get to fuck Aaron Taylor-Johnson
... reflects that. I regret nothing. Well maybe that second drink last night - I've got a wicked hangover this morning. If only I too had time to luxuriate on my morning stoop toilet with a smoke and no cares in the world like some lucky beautiful people do...