Joe Jonas' little boy bulge, I think my excuses are waning. The worst part about it is I totally forgot about it! Until I read just now at D-Listed that Kirsten Dunst and her adorable and talented Fargo co-star Jesse Plemons might get hitched. And then, light-bulb! Eureka in the bathtub! How the hell did I forget that...
"Kirsten Dunst is about to get weird, as Deadline reports that the Spider-Man and Fargo star has signed on for a new TV series from Yorgos Lanthimos, director of Dogtooth and The Lobster. Titled On Becoming A God In Central Florida, the series is being developed at AMC, and would star Dunst as a “minimum-wage Orlando water park employee” who seizes control of a massive, cultish pyramid scheme after it destroys her life."
Holy fuckin' hell, y'all.
Holy fuckin' hell.