Today I'd rather be...
... playing pocket pool with Jamie Dornan.
I mean mostly I'm just staring at the shelves (SHELVES) in that shot from the just released new trailer for the next Fifty Shades atrocity, but I'd be lying if I didn't admit I spent a hot second eyeing Jamie's trouser fronts, which seem to be straining a tad.
Am I nuts? (Ha, nuts.) Anyway yeah the new trailer for this thing is here and I didn't notice much skin from Jamie that we hadn't already seen in the previous trailer, except for this:
This movie's out just in time
to ruin everybody's Valentines Day 2017.