Wednesday, December 07, 2016

Today's Fanboy Delusion

Today I'd rather be...

... playing pocket pool with Jamie Dornan.

I mean mostly I'm just staring at the shelves (SHELVES) in that shot from the just released new trailer for the next Fifty Shades atrocity, but I'd be lying if I didn't admit I spent a hot second eyeing Jamie's trouser fronts, which seem to be straining a tad.

Am I nuts? (Ha, nuts.) Anyway yeah the new trailer for this thing is here and I didn't notice much skin from Jamie that we hadn't already seen in the previous trailer, except for this:

God he's wearing so much body make-up. I get that some of that is for his sexy sex wounds or whatever but it almost feels like his nipples were shaved off and then redrawn on with mascara like an old woman's eyebrows or something. On that note, here's the trailer:
This movie's out just in time
to ruin everybody's Valentines Day 2017.

1 comment:

Pierce said...

Wasn't the first one bad enough? I do like the soundtrack, but the movie was awful!!!