Thursday, September 08, 2016

Put Your Beard On My Beard

I don't normally dig motion posters but I'm willing to make an exception for these just-dropped (might we get a trailer soon?) ones for Nocturnal Animals, since they're all about zooming in closer on the scruff of Jake Gyllenhaal and Aaron Johnson (recently spotted in a passionate embrace that could not be contained). That's the sort of thing I want to lean into. I just wish they leaned closer, like to the point where the two of them crawled through my computer screen and began rubbing their chins on my chin like feral animals. Or... nocturnal... animals? Or something, I don't know, I am dizzy off delicious beard fumes right now, leave me be...

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