Today's Fanboy Delusion

Today I'd rather be...

... milking it with Nico Tortorella.

Let it be known that if you are going to stand in a leave-nothing-to-the-imagination unitard in a field with some cows then you're gonna get some milking jokes made at your expense. Although calling that a "joke" is generous -- it's more of a "wish my heart is making" but whatever. 

Hey, Nico! We hadn't checked your Instagram in a little bit and I think you maybe noticed because you've been giving it your all, really daring us to not look. Well we're looking! We're looking and we're looking hard and we're looking good. See all the hard goodness that we're looking at after the jump...