There isn't much I have to say about Rebecca Miller's pleasant film Maggie's Plan - which stars Greta Gerwig as a "Greta Gerwig type" who breaks up a marriage and then tries to put it back together once she realizes they were all better off before - it's pleasant? I don't have much enthusiasm for watching Ethan Hawke on-screen anymore so that probably dampened my reaction to the movie, since watching goddesses of the Gerwig & Julianne Moore kind fight over him kinda rankled.
But the film does have one glorious moment that brings together so many of The Things I Love that I had to give it love in return. Greta Gerwig? Check. Greta Gerwig dancing? Check. Greta Gerwig dancing in front of bookshelves? Check! Greta Gerwig dancing in front of bookshelves while Travis Fimmel and his great big bushy beard jerks off and then waves his jism around proudly?