Splatter Me Tender

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The first teaser trailer for the new season of Ash vs Evil Dead has arrived and it's making me so giddy that I kind of just wanted to sit here and make gifs from every single gratuitously disgusting moment, but I'll refrain and let you discover for yourself but oh wait what the hell here's Lucy Lawless getting barfed on my a Deadite...

... I mean, who doesn't want to stare at that on a loop? 

Nobody I wanna know, anyway. Here's the trailer!

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The show isn't back until October, which is cruel, cruel, cruel -- sure you might think Halloween's the right time for demons and devils and dudes, but I think this would make the perfect Summer show myself, and I'm not saying that just because I want the fucking thing in front of me right this second. It might be mostly that reason, but it's now just that reason, anyway.