Today's Fanboy Delusion

Today I'd rather be...

... hanging eleven with Ryan Kwanten.

Thing I just learned: "Hanging Eleven" is what you call it when a man goes surfing naked. Cuz there's one more thing "hanging" than there is when you "Hang Ten" ya see? Yeah you see. Anyway I am shocked these pictures of Ryan slipping out of his wet-suit in Malibu haven't already made the rounds - they're almost two weeks old! You're slipping, internet. (I have to pretend it's not us forgetting about Ryan Kwanten since True Blood ended, because no don't do that, world!)

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