Monday, March 07, 2016

What Are You Thinking, Theo James?

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I haven't exactly kept up with the Divergent series of movies since the first one was one of the most painful viewing experiences I've had in recent years, so y'all can let me know if Theo James has actually learned how to, you know, act in the intervening years. But physically Theo James is a perfect specimen, and dude is not leaning into his strengths. I saw the final trailer for - what, the fiftieth one of these movies - the other day, and if that shadowy shot is all they are promising us of Theo shirtless in the film, then they ain't inviting me into the fold. Even lightening it up it remains an obscene obfuscation. For shame!


4 comments:

zyzzyva said...

I always forget he was the dead Pamuk on Downton Abbey...

Anonymous said...

The new movie has "some partial nudity" let's hope it's from him!!

Spencer said...

You should watch The Benefactor. Theo is great in it and the homoerotic tension between him and Richard Gere is off the charts.

dre said...

He was pretty decent in that BBC Show "Bedlam" or was it those big juicy lips of his?