Thursday, March 17, 2016

Mutant Gangbang, Interrupted

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Because we've all been bitching and moaning about the folks who made the new X-Men movie having gone the "Jamie Bell route" and covered up Oscar Isaac's wicked beauty-ousness with distracting CG and make-up, they've seen fit to offer an olive branch in the new trailer -- "Hey guys, look, Oscar's actually in it looking like himself for a hot second, plus he's almost naked!"

Works for me! Then again there are a couple other beats in the new trailer that work nearly as well, if not even better. Like how about the shot where it appears Michael Fassbender's about to have a great big swarthy gay gang-bang with a bunch of muscly steel workers?

"We work hard, and we play hard."
And then there's...

... Evan Peters in leather pants playing Ms. Pac-Man.
This is a very narrow fetish being hit here, 
but hit it it does, and then some. Here's the trailer:
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In all seriousness I am really really looking forward to this movie -- it really finally feels like budget and CG and the sizable cast has caught up with what X-Men is and should be, ya know? It's a big universe, all about teams. Not that that was a problem in something like X2 of course, which worked like gangbusters, but this looks truly epic. Two months to go!
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3 comments:

mangrove said...

Those establishing vista shots are still much too clean and clinical-looking in my view. Especially when they have a character in them and it reeks of green-screen.

Fox is notoriously skimpy on post-production budget and timings and I don't see this being any different.

And you just know it's going to be fright wig central in there...

Dan said...

I love that you've name the Fassy pic "FASSBENDER GAY"

Nick said...

Why bother seeing movies anymore? EVERYTHING is in the trailer these days.