The Big Short -- A movie made by Douchebros about Douchebros for Douchebros -- The Big Short is what we would've seen if Brett Ratner had directed American Psycho instead of Mary Harron. There's some feint towards douchebro culpability but really it's just more of a noogie amongst friends - "Hey it's not cool that you took a dump in my sink at the kegger, man, but I was fucking your girlfriend while you did so s'allllll good."
Spotlight -- I was several minutes into this movie's end credits before I'd realized it was over - I wasn't in a daze from its profundity or anything, it was more just that I think I had gone into one of those vegetative states that Buddhist monks have been known to ohm themselves into where their hearts only beat once a month or whatever. Spotlight? More like Flatline!