... you can learn from:
In Bruges (2008)
Eirik: I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say.Harry: Well to be honest it sounds
like it's all your fault.Eirik: What?Harry: I mean basically if you're robbing a man and you're only carrying blanks and you allow your gun to be taken off you and you allow yourself to be shot in the eye with a blank which I assume that the person has to get quite close to you then, yeah really it's all your fault for being such a poof, so why don't you stop wingeing and cheer the fuck up.Yuri: Eirek - I really wouldn't respond.Eirik: I thought you wanted the guy dead?Harry: I do want the guy dead, I want him fucking crucifiedbut it don't change the fact that he stitched you uplike a blind little gay boy, does it?
I don't want to hear a single peep about this scene's "homophobia" from a single one of you people -- this is some funny ass homophobia delivered with exquisite venom by Ralph Fiennes right here. But we're not here for Ralph (sidenote: we're always here for Ralph) we are here for the "blind little gay boy" played by the terrific Belgian actor Jérémie Renier, who's turning 35 today.
once previously, so join me after the jump for a gratuitous catching-up...