Confession Time: I still haven't seen the legendarily awful 2003 film The Room. I've actually confessed to this before, and just recently -- it seems to be the kind of movie you have to see in a theater with a crowd and it only ever plays at midnight screenings, and I just can't with midnight screenings; I'm too old for that shit. Anyway now James Franco is making a movie about the making of that movie called The Disaster Artist and it stars all of the people -- his brother Dave, Seth Rogen, Allison Brie, Zac Efron, Jacki Weaver (???), Hannibal Buress, Kate Upton, Josh Hutcherson -- and I feel as if I might have to bite the bullet and either hit up a midnight screening or watch the film at home, sad and lonely, one afternoon with my little old-person blanket folded over my kneecaps. (The second option sounds awesome the more I describe it, actually.) So anyway James is filming this movie of his right now and he's been spotted changing on the set and he has gone all out with the steroids in attaining Room star Tommy Wiseau's roided-out physique.
So naturally we must ask...