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Phat Girlz (2006)

Jazmin: I ain't fat. 

I'm sexy succulent. 

Happy 48th birthday, Mo'Nique! My boyfriend and I have this ridiculous yet lovely memory of being trapped a night in a skank-ass hotel in wine country California on a road-trip up the coast a few years ago and this movie being the only thing to watch on the television. The movie was awful, obviously, but it was also perfect. I'd never dare try to watch it again - the situation could never be replicated, and I might spoil the memory. But I only have warm feelings for it. Anybody have any movie stories like that?

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