Friday, October 23, 2015

Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

... you can learn from:

The Nines (2007)

Gary: Are you saying I'm God? 
Margaret: Technically, no. If God is a ten,
a theoretical ultimate, 
that-which-no-greater-can-be-imagined, you're more of a nine.
Gary: So what are you? 
Margaret: Humans are sevens. Monkeys are sixes.
Gary: What are the eights?
Margaret: Koalas. They're telepathic.
Plus, they control the weather. 

Man this was a weird-ass movie. Anyway I'm only quoting it because it's Ryan Reynolds' birthday today and I wanted to post the shot of him getting a blowjob from a dude in this movie cuz I could:

Ahh that's better. Ryan's shitty couple of years just got a lot better with The Voices (which I really liked although I have heard it is divisive) and Mississippi Grind, which I also really liked and have heard is not divisive -- it seems like everybody that bothered to see Mississippi Grind liked it. Plus Ryan walks around in his underwear in it, so you know, see it for one reason or another. Speaking of...

... I also have these gifs of Ryan in that Buying the Cow movie that he seems to have been naked from beginning to end in - I've never seen this movie but I feel like I have because I sure have spent a lot of time making gifs of his bare ass in it...

Happy birthday, Ryan!

1 comment:

Countervail said...

He was a lot more interesting when he was nice and not a commodity.