Friday, September 11, 2015

Who Wore It Best?

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I was going through our Kirsten Dunst archives in order to find the above gif to express my excitement about Bachelorette writer-director Leslye Headland's new flick Sleeping With Other People being out in theaters today when I realized -- why don't I hate Kirsten Dunst? I really should hate Kirsten Dunst. Not only did she date Jake once upon a time, not only is she dating Garrett Hedlund right now upon this time...

... not only is she playing Patrick Wilson's wife on the second season of Fargo very soon, but a glance through her history of onscreen beaus, via those same archives, reminded me she's brushed her teeth with Jesse Bradford and mounted a steed with Jamie Dornan, and gotten down with both Mark Ruffalo and Alexander Skarsgard in their white underpants. Damn you, Dunst. Damn you.

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6 comments:

das buut said...

Because she is not Reese Witherspoon?

Anonymous said...

White boxer briefs are not tighty whities. Team RUffalo and his true tighty whities!!!

JA said...

I knew ONE of you would call me on the tighty-whities thing - I was just being lazy ;)

Derreck said...

Don't hate the plater. Hate the game.

Get em, Kiki.

August said...

She's playing Jesse Plemon's wife. Kirsten as Peggy Bloomquist and Jesse as Ed Bloomquist. Season 2 of Fargo.

Anonymous said...

She also dated Ben Foster, Adam Brody, and Josh Hartnett.


Much respect.