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Dogtooth (2009)

Older Daughter: Mom, what is a "cunt"? 

Mother: Where did you learn that word? 

Older Daughter: On a case on top of the VCR. 

Mother: A "cunt" is a large lamp. 

Example - The "cunt" switched off and the room got all dark. 

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