Thursday, September 17, 2015

Do Dump or Marry: X Twinks

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Ever-youthful X-Men director Bryan Singer is turning 50 years old today, and so it only seems fitting to celebrate such a feat by, well, immersing ourselves in some nubile boy flesh. (He gets older but they somehow stay the same age.) The latest PYTs making the next Mutant Movie a smorgasbord of dewy lips and resiliently silky skin are Tye Sheridan (playing the young Cyclops), Ben Hardy (playing the young Angel) and Kodi Smit-McPhee (playing the young Nightcrawler). Take it upon yourselves to make like you're Hugh Jackman in his on-set trailer and Do Dump or Marry the latest X-Twink Contingent in the comments...


11 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'd turn them all over the Child Protective Services. Then call the cops on Bryan Singer.

JA said...

LOL Anon, it should be stated they are all legal! Tye & Kodi are 19ish and Ben is 24ish.

tanpoffel said...

If we're going to be totally superficial (well, not totally, since I met Tye once and he was the nicest guy you could ever meet): Do Ben, Dump Kodi and Marry Tye!

Anonymous said...

wtf is this post. you know he ~allegedly drugged and molested a ton of barely legal twinks, right? like do you really think this post is in good taste? i like ogling dudes as much as the next guy but would you make a post about doing, dumping, or marrying bill cosby's victims? smh

JA said...

Per Variety: Bryan Singer’s Accuser Drops Sexual Abuse Lawsuit -- and that dude has since been indicted on Fraud charges. He was a scam artist.

Also clearly Singer likes young guys and yes I find it all kinda creepy but "barely legal" is a term invented for porn magazines, and means literally nothing.

And in summation, the time I start posting things in "good taste" is right around the time you can take me out behind the barn and shoot me.

J.D. Alexander said...

This is so hard. all boys are so hot and adorable. but in all tense and purposes, I would probably marry Ben and stop there.

par3182 said...

you're not tricking me, chris hansen...

Anonymous said...

lol you are so gross and creepy. I love it.

John T said...

After double checking the ages, Marry Tye, Do Ben, and Dump Kodi.

Matthew said...

Have to agree with John T. here: marry Tye, Do Ben, Dump Kodi. That kid creeps me out.

Anonymous said...

I would dump Ben, because lol who cares? I would marry Tye and adopt Kodi and raise him as my child :) And as his new parents Tye and I would slap the shit out of anyone who dared make fun of the way he looked.