She'd play John Waters and Waters would play Tilda about them trying to pitch a remake of Pink Flamingos.
I had IDEAS but I think Kelley Bradley wins it, so I'm not even gonna try. The Bloody Munchkin
She would play both opponents in a presidential election.
Isn't it obvious? She'd play a straight woman, a boxing champ named Georgia, transitioning to a man. He's initially barred from competing in the men's division as George, but one Supreme Court decision later, he's ready for his WBA debut. Complications arise, and hilarity ensues, when he falls for his first opponent, an up-and-coming bantamweight named Tab Riprock (Zac Efron), who has a secret or two of his own. With Mink Stole as "Slats" and Queen Latifah as "Horace.""Knockout," a John Waters production, coming May 2017.
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I Tilda Mockingbird
I don't even care what it is so long as it happens.MAKE THIS COLLABORATION HAPPEN, UNIVERSE!!!!!!
It should have "Tildo" as in dildo somewhere in the title.
Tilda wakes up one day and realizes she's Divine in a woman's body. It's bloody awful because where she was a man in a dress before, she no longer has her beautiful body.Lines include Tilda/Divine: I ate dogshit and now I've got the body of a twelve year-old boy. It's punishment, God's angry at me. Well, bitch, you've not seen Divine Wrath yet.Later as she acclimates to the new body: It's great. People aren't sure to be turned on, turned off, or freak the fuck out. I made a model question her sexuality and I got this bullshit asshole in a suit to suck my ass. Pretty sure I coulda done that before, but now, it's like a super power. Who was this chick?
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