Thursday, August 06, 2015

Which Is Hotter?

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Since Miles Teller is once again putting it all out there (it "all" being "his bottomless douchiness" of course) it seems appropriate to put him in the spotlight here, as well -- and it's not that I'm trying to influence y'all's votes or anything but here's let's use a better set of photos before I ask you the pertinent query...



11 comments:

Adam said...

Anyone who votes for Miles Teller can GTFO.

Joey said...

Miles is a boy. Ioan is a man.

Anonymous said...

Miles has a very punchable face.

amola-tesouras said...

So, on the one hand I feel sad because it seems FF is not that good of a movie and this Marvel property really deserved better.

On the other hand I was under the impression I disliked Teller because of Whiplash (a movie bearing the most toxic premise I ever saw) and now I realize I just dislike Teller because he's a douche.

Joey said...

Miles Teller is the second coming of Vince Vaughn that no one asked for

Rob K. said...

"Miles Teller is the second coming of Vince Vaughn that no one asked for

Ha ha ha!

sowhatelse said...

I don't remember the moment that I started to dislike Miles Teller so intently, but it happened at some point. It might just be that he reminds me of an old fraternity brother of mine. He was a rather plain-faced guy with not much else to recommend him, and he was the most arrogant, obnoxious prick you'd ever care to meet. He was in the frat because he was somebody's brother. I'm hoping that Teller, like my frat bro, soon fades into obscurity.

joel65913 said...

Oh my God is there even any question? Ioan is charming, adorable with those puppy dog eyes, can act, has that sexy accent and seems an all around cool guy.

Miles Teller is an asshole who it seems is unable to do more than sulk on screen. Go Away.

AG said...

The original costumes were more skin tight and sexier.

Anonymous said...

I sincerely hope that Vince Vaughn comment makes it on the sidebar because it's the truest thing I've heard in a long time

George G said...

Yes to the Vince Vaughn comment! That needs to be embroidered on a pillow. Maybe an antimacassar.

And Ioan by miles and miles and miles (pun intended). Have we forgotten that there were many stories about the original FF costumes, particularly Ioan's? That, despite a crotch-flattening codpiece, Ioan's bulge was so fantastic that it had to be reduced digitally in post? Because I'm still waiting for those unaltered pics to surface.

That said, I found Ioan's acting rather annoying in his just-cancelled tv show.