Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

... you can learn from:

Stretch (2014)

Stretch: Hey, can I ask you, what do you get 

out of punching yourself in the face? 

Roger Karos: Clarity. 

The comfort in knowing I can take that punch. 

It's Chris Pine's 35th birthday today and we'd like to wish him a happy one (especially after he was so funny in his small role on the Wet Hot American Summer series) but honestly we're still kind of weirded out after all these months by the scene in Stretch where he pulled a "Cameron Diaz in The Counselor" move...

... and slid down the windshield of Patrick Wilson's limousine, jockstrap first. It was surprisingly explicit, and even if it was a body-double now all I can see when I look at Chris Pine is saggy ballskin. "Did you say 'saggy ballskin'," I can hear one of you asking. "Sign me up!" Okay okay hit the jump for the saggy ballskin of maybe Chris Pine...
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I don't know, maybe it's just me, 

but that's just not a flattering composition.
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