EW has got American Horror Story: Hotel on the cover of its new issue and besides the articles with lots of juicy details they're also sharing the first looks at what Ryan Murphy's troupe of actors will be looking like this go-around, and it is something!
Look at Finn Wittrock! Good lord that's... a lot to unpack. I'm guessing the season is set in the modern day because of the fashions, although you know, these looks are...
... timeless? No timeless isn't the word I'm looking for. More like... horrible. Horrible is probably the word I'm looking for. God the Los Angeles or Las Vegas is just dripping from it. At least Wes Bentley & Matt Bomer look human. And Evan Peters has a certain....
... fussy dandy quality that makes me think we might finally get him gay this year. I also always prefer him dark-haired, as we've well-documented, and this is the darkest they've gone with him yet. Anyway there are more pictures over there, of Kathy Bates and Naomi Campbell (!!!) and Sarah Paulson and Angela Bassett, oh my.
So what do you guys think?