Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

... you can learn from:

Death Proof (2009)

Lee: Did you know Kim carried a gun? 

Abernathy: Yes. Now, do I approve? No. Do I know? Yes? 

Kim: Look, I don't know what futuristic utopia you live in, 

but the world I live in, a bitch need a gun. 

Abernathy: You can't get around the fact that people 

who carry guns, tend to get shot more than people who don't. 

Kim: And you can't get around the fact that if I 

go down to the laundry room in my building at midnight 

enough times, I might get my ass raped. 

Lee: Don't do your laundry at midnight. 

Kim: Fuck that! I wanna do my laundry 

whenever the fuck I wanna do my laundry. 

Abernathy: There are other things you can 

carry other than a gun. Pepper spray. 

Kim: Uh, motherfucker tryna rape me? I don't wanna 

give him skin rash! I wanna shut that nigga down! 

Abernathy: How about a knife at least? 

Kim: Yeah you know what happens to motherfuckers carry

knives? They get shot! Look if I ever become a famous actress,

I wont carry a gun. I'll hire me a do-dirt nigga, 

and he'll carry the gun. And when shit goes down, I'll sit back 

and laugh, but until that day, it's Wild West motherfucker! 

A very happy 40 to the terrific Tracie Thoms.

Wonderfalls in the house!

.