Wednesday, August 19, 2015

Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

... you can learn from:

Death Proof (2009)

Lee: Did you know Kim carried a gun? 
Abernathy: Yes. Now, do I approve? No. Do I know? Yes? 
Kim: Look, I don't know what futuristic utopia you live in, 
but the world I live in, a bitch need a gun. 
Abernathy: You can't get around the fact that people 
who carry guns, tend to get shot more than people who don't. 
Kim: And you can't get around the fact that if I 
go down to the laundry room in my building at midnight 
enough times, I might get my ass raped. 
Lee: Don't do your laundry at midnight. 
Kim: Fuck that! I wanna do my laundry 
whenever the fuck I wanna do my laundry. 
Abernathy: There are other things you can 
carry other than a gun. Pepper spray. 
Kim: Uh, motherfucker tryna rape me? I don't wanna 
give him skin rash! I wanna shut that nigga down! 
Abernathy: How about a knife at least? 
Kim: Yeah you know what happens to motherfuckers carry
knives? They get shot! Look if I ever become a famous actress,
I wont carry a gun. I'll hire me a do-dirt nigga, 
and he'll carry the gun. And when shit goes down, I'll sit back 
and laugh, but until that day, it's Wild West motherfucker! 

A very happy 40 to the terrific Tracie Thoms.
Wonderfalls in the house!


Sean said...

I don't know why there are so many haters for this movie. I really liked it and Kurt for the win!

Anonymous said...

I really liked this movie... the scene with the slo-mo car crash and severed body parts...eeeesh!