Wednesday, August 12, 2015

Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

... you can learn from:

Jarhead (2005)

Anthony Swofford: A flashlight was a moonbeam. A pen was an ink stick. My mouth was a cum receptacle. A bed was a rack. A wall was a bulkhead. A shirt was a blouse. A tie was still a tie, and a belt a belt. But many other things would never be the same.

Today is the 45th birthday of the real-life soldier Anthony Swofford, who wrote the book Jarhead: A Marine's Chronicle of the Gulf War and Other Battles, and is therefore responsible for giving us Jake Gyllenhaal saying the words "My mouth was a cum receptacle," not to mention (hit the jump for Jake-in-Jarhead gratuities) this...


... and this...

... and this...

Thank you for serving your country, good sir.


1 comment:

guitreehill said...

Does he have any gay scenes in this movie or is the cum comment random and not literal? Or if not in the movie, does anyone know if he talks about sex with other soldiers in the book?