According to Channing (via):
“Women will come up to me and say, you know, no offense, but I would love to do you. You know: I would do whatever you wanted me to do. And I’m like, that is offensive! You do mean offense! I’m not an amusement park!”
But if Channing was an amusement park,
what ride would he be? The Fun Slide?
The Lazy River?
Ooooh... he's The Log Flume.
He's totally The Log Flume.