Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

... you can learn from:

Dolls (1987)

Ralph: Ya know, I can remember every toy I had as a kid. 

Gabriel: And they remember you, Ralph. 

Toys are very loyal, and that is a fact. 

A happy 68 to horror director Stuart Gordon! Dolls was just recently released on blu-ray and you should check it out, if you haven't already -- this is the only horror movie (give or take that goddamned clown in Poltergeist) that has ever made dolls scary to me. Although the second season of Penny Dreadful just did a bang-up jobs with those creepy flesh poppets...