Tuesday, August 11, 2015

Do Dump or Marry - Big Mountain Men

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It's just about a month and a half until Everest comes out and so the press deluge (dare I say avalanche?) is just beginning -- here's Jason Clarke, Josh Brolin and Jake for Outside magazine (via), which I guess I would know was a thing if I ever went, dare I say, outside.

And seeing as how there's three of them, let's do a Do Dump or Marry for 'em! Okay so these aren't exactly the most diverse of types we're choosing from here -- order me up a sturdy white dude with brown hair and the devil in his eyes, and multiply by three -- but if you dive into their particulars...

... they're not precisely identical, either. 
So fret the small stuff, and hit the comments to choose!


12 comments:

creamycamper said...

Fuck the shit out of Jake, dump Josh, and marry Jason mmm.

Anonymous said...

Do Jake, Dump Jason and marry Josh because despite him being kind of a douche, he was still Brand and being a Goonie will take you a long way in my book.

The Bloody Munchkin

das buut said...

Do Josh, Marry Jake, Dump the third guy.

Anonymous said...

Do Jake, Mary Jason, and dump Josh via textmessage (I don't want to be anywhere close to him).

Terence said...

Marry Jake, Do Josh, and Dump Jason

JS said...

Marry Jason, Do Jake, Dump Josh

Derreck said...

Easy one.

DO Jason nice and hard.
DUMP Josh nice and hard.
MARRY Jake nice and hard.

Glenn said...

Do Jason
Dump Josh
Marry Jake

Easiest one in ages!

Gabriel Braga said...

Do jake, then marry jake, and keep doing jake every single day. (I got lost for a moment.. Were there other guys?)

Mads said...

This is SO EASY.

Do Josh, dump Jason, marry (and do and do and do) Jake.

Will said...

Marry Josh and do Jason and Jake on the side. I cannot dump any of these guys. ;P

Anonymous said...

dump josh do long and hard and marry Jason..does that count???