It's just about a month and a half until Everest comes out and so the press deluge (dare I say avalanche?) is just beginning -- here's Jason Clarke, Josh Brolin and Jake for Outside magazine (via), which I guess I would know was a thing if I ever went, dare I say, outside.
And seeing as how there's three of them, let's do a Do Dump or Marry for 'em! Okay so these aren't exactly the most diverse of types we're choosing from here -- order me up a sturdy white dude with brown hair and the devil in his eyes, and multiply by three -- but if you dive into their particulars...
... they're not precisely identical, either.
So fret the small stuff, and hit the comments to choose!