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I want you to pretend you're Guy Ritchie! That's easy enough for me, as I too have spent the last several years running away from Madonna while imagining Charlie Hunnam in leather pants. But for the purposes of this post I'm asking us to pretend we were Guy Ritchie this past weekend at some wedding or something where he and his Man From UNCLE stars Henry Cavill & Armie Hammer were spotted hanging out with David Beckham.
Using the word "spotted" is a bit of misdirection since they were "spotted" on each other's Instagram accounts, but whatever. The point is you are Guy Ritchie and in front of you are Henry Cavill, Armie Hammer, and David Beckham. Now you must choose! Do, Dump or Marry 'em in the comments!
(Seems we already know who the Real Guy Ritchie picked.)
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13 comments:
Do Henry (hot, hot, hot), dump Beckham (all those tats are just nasty ... ick!), marry Armie (he's yum).
Do Beckham (such a hot body), Do, then dump Arnie, and then marry Henry! (That hairy chest of his!!!)
Do Henry
Marry Henry
Dump the rest.
Do Armie, Marry Henry, Dump Beckham (he's cute but I don't like tattoos).
Do: Armie
Dump (but plan for make-up sex later on): Beckham
Marry: Cavill
Do Henry, Dump David, Marry Armie. Really, it's like a choice between bologna meats. There's not really a distinctive enough flavor to any of them. I suppose if you pressed, Armie might be Olive Loaf, Henry is Dutch Loaf, and David might be Pimento Loaf.
For me, I'd do Arnie, marry Henry, and dump Beckham because his whiny, girly voice just turns me off.
I concur
Ladies, it's Armie, not Arnie. Obviously I'm defending my husband's honor.
Y'all can have this bunch. I don't like any of them, alas...
Dump Arnie
Do David
Marry Henry
I'd eat the shit out of henry cavill's asshole. armie and becks can spitroast me
don't care about the ugly one
Dump David and throw him off a cliff, ugh
Do Armie
Marry Henry
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