Wednesday, August 05, 2015

Do Dump or Marry: The Men From Ritchie

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I want you to pretend you're Guy Ritchie! That's easy enough for me, as I too have spent the last several years running away from Madonna while imagining Charlie Hunnam in leather pants. But for the purposes of this post I'm asking us to pretend we were Guy Ritchie this past weekend at some wedding or something where he and his Man From UNCLE stars Henry Cavill & Armie Hammer were spotted hanging out with David Beckham.

Using the word "spotted" is a bit of misdirection since they were "spotted" on each other's Instagram accounts, but whatever. The point is you are Guy Ritchie and in front of you are Henry Cavill, Armie Hammer, and David Beckham. Now you must choose! Do, Dump or Marry 'em in the comments!

(Seems we already know who the Real Guy Ritchie picked.)
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13 comments:

Mark Johnson said...

Do Henry (hot, hot, hot), dump Beckham (all those tats are just nasty ... ick!), marry Armie (he's yum).

Pierce said...

Do Beckham (such a hot body), Do, then dump Arnie, and then marry Henry! (That hairy chest of his!!!)

Kelley Bradley said...


Do Henry

Marry Henry

Dump the rest.

Anonymous said...

Do Armie, Marry Henry, Dump Beckham (he's cute but I don't like tattoos).

Anonymous said...

Do: Armie
Dump (but plan for make-up sex later on): Beckham
Marry: Cavill

das buut said...

Do Henry, Dump David, Marry Armie. Really, it's like a choice between bologna meats. There's not really a distinctive enough flavor to any of them. I suppose if you pressed, Armie might be Olive Loaf, Henry is Dutch Loaf, and David might be Pimento Loaf.

WarrenC. said...

For me, I'd do Arnie, marry Henry, and dump Beckham because his whiny, girly voice just turns me off.

creamycamper said...

I concur

creamycamper said...

Ladies, it's Armie, not Arnie. Obviously I'm defending my husband's honor.

Roark said...

Y'all can have this bunch. I don't like any of them, alas...

Carey 579 said...

Dump Arnie

Do David

Marry Henry

Anonymous said...

I'd eat the shit out of henry cavill's asshole. armie and becks can spitroast me
don't care about the ugly one

Glenn said...

Dump David and throw him off a cliff, ugh
Do Armie
Marry Henry