Tuesday, June 02, 2015

MNPP Is 10 Today

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Happy anniversary to us!
We're amazing!
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Okay take it down a notch, Chris Pine. 

Yeah so anyway ten years. TEN YEARS. I will not direct you to our first posts back on June 2nd, 2005 but they're there. I didn't know what I was doing then; I didn't think anybody was going to be reading any of this. I was just killing time... and sure enough, I went and killed ten whole years worth of time. 

Okay that's a terrifying path to go down, let's think happy thoughts. And what happier thoughts then of all the actors we've exploited these ten years? I went through the numbers... yes, picture this:

... beep boop beep boop (that's the noise I make when I am doing math) and I figured out The Ten Most Posted Actors On MNPP, as of ten years in. There were a couple of curve-balls but not really - you will recognize all of these faces from around here, and around here, and around here again, believe me. But let's get to it! I give you...

The Ten Most Posted Actors On MNPP: 10 Year Edition

10. Chris Hemsworth -- 197 Posts

Chris should really be pictured with his brother Liam there because he probably squeaked past his closest competition (which was Matt Bomer with 184 Posts) because I've used his name to tag posts about both him and Liam all this time. 

Lay off me, I'm too lazy to go back and 
reorganize almost 200 posts, okay? Okay.

9. Daniel Craig -- 212 Posts

Two hundred of those posts are probably just pictures of him in his short shorts in Casino Royale. And here's one more for the bucket!

8. Dominic Cooper -- 223 Posts

I honestly thought Dom would do better on this list, but I guess he doesn't work enough? I always feel like I'm digging for Dom when some of the dudes higher up on this list have no right topping him (purposeful word choice) when it comes to my actual favorites. I adore Dom and all his parts...

On top of that it's his birthday today!
 Happy birthday, gorgeous!

7. Tom Hardy -- 236 Posts

I feel as if I've been posting about the new Mad Max movie this entire time. What will we do now that that's out? I guess we've got his gay twins movie to look forward to.

6. Channing Tatum -- 259 Posts 

Not that Chan hasn't been the gift of gratuity that keeps giving and giving but he does get tagged in everybody's posts where the Magic Mike movies are involved, even when he's not the star of what I'm showing, so Matt Bomer & Joe Manganiello & Co did help him out. But none of it would've happened without his fine ass...

... so credit where credit is due.

5. James Franco -- 260 Posts 

This is the one that surprised me the most! I like James just fine but I wouldn't put him in this hot company honestly; clearly this is due to his media saturation and work-ethic which is NEVER LET THEM FORGET ME FOR A SECOND. He's just always doing something (usually something gay) worth posting about. 

4. Chris Evans -- 262 Posts

Yesss an excuse to post the pictures 
from his old Flaunt magazine photo-shoot...

... one more time. That's all I ever want 
in a day. I could just post these pictures...

... over and over and over again.

3. Hugh Jackman -- 268 Posts 

Hugh's spent so much time at the beach in these past ten years I'm surprised his post count isn't in the thousands. How many hours of my life have I spent organizing shots of him in those same black trunks romping around in the surf? Probably more hours than he's spent romping, even.
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2. Michael Fassbender -- 541 Posts

My obsession with Fassy only dates back to circa 2009 when Fish Tank came out (I'd seen Hunger before that but it was difficult to develop a crush on him in that movie with all the bed-sores and ribs, ya know?) so he really shot up this list pretty quick. And I don't see it slowing down any time soon.
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1. Jake Gyllenhaal -- 736 Posts 

And this surprises nobody! I'm surprised the number is only 200 more than his closest competition, honestly. (Guess you better start showing your dick, Jake - Fassy's coming up on ya for it!) In strange related news Jake's number count is actually two lower than it once would have been - pictures of him are the only pictures I've ever gotten copyright notices from Google about. Two times, once bizarrely enough just yesterday - some random photo-shoot of him. And then once when I posted those shots of him naked on the set of Everest. You're going in the wrong direction, Jake!

Happiness! Anyway a big thanks to all of you guys for coming here for these ten years and entertaining me with your comments in return for all of my nonsense. You've made all my time-wasting feel not quite so wasted. And I'm gonna be a slight bit shameless here for a second and post this PayPal link...
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... I mean don't feel obliged to stuff the tip-jar or anything, 
I've just given you TEN YEARS OF MY LIFE, is all...

 I love you all!
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34 comments:

Simon said...

Happy Anniversary! I discovered you a few years ago after googling stories on Friday the 13th and was instantly smitten with the site. Keep up the great work!

Adam said...

I remember discovering your site right around the time you posted the Burlesque contest. I've been smitten ever since.

Benji said...

Congratulations, and thanks for the last 10 years! I think I have been reading for most of those!

Steven said...

Congrats on 10 years!

joel65913 said...

What a wonderful way to celebrate the milestone! Congratulations!

JA said...

Thanks guys :)

Yummy Pizza said...

I've been following you for about 8 years (infrequent commenter using a few different names). You're doing God's work! So many images saved, so much [censured], so many great links and reviews. Thank you! You blow hard.

Derreck said...

Congrats! I've been lurking around here for the past couple of years for the movie covera--

ah, screw it. I'm here for the guys. Nowhere better on the whole internets. :)

Anonymous said...

I found you through Joe Ried's old blog forever and a day ago (6 or 7 years ago) and you've been a constant in my life ever since.

Keep up the perverted work!

The Bloody Munchkin

Anonymous said...

would you watch a liam hemsworth/chris hemsworth sex tape
cuz i would

Anonymous said...

No Eric Bana tho? He's the hottest

Anonymous said...

shameless whore lol

Anonymous said...

I discovered MNPP searching for pictures of Alessandro Nivola (probably around the time of "Janie Jones") and have been a regular ever since! Thanks for everything!!!

Ross said...

Happy birthday, MNPP! Thanks for the many years of entertainment!

shaun said...

Happy 10th. Yours is the only blog I visit every single day and have done so ever since seeing a blurb in the Advocate about it way back in 2006! Thanks for your tireless work and for ALL the amazing, wonderful man meat!

Anonymous said...

I love your creepy, pervy, thirsty, spinsterish ways! Congratulations on 10 years!

Jonathan said...

Happy Birthday MNPP! I have no clue as to when I started following your site but I've enjoyed every second of it. You're doing God's work; don't let anyone tell you otherwise. ;)

Bill Carter said...

How do I thank a blog that's taken me from crayons to perfume? It isn't easy, but I'll try.

Gabriel Braga said...

Congrats MNPP!!

Laika said...

Well, there is no website I check more compulsively, even on Sundays when I know you won't be posting. It has given me Meth Nymphs and Florian David Fitz and "It maybe mistakes, once or twice two many, the purposeful swing of the heel for the pointed tip of the shoe" - a sentence to make Dorothy Parker weep with envy. It has given me so many discrete packages of pleasure I will never be able to repay it or you, JA, internet stranger. Mazel tov and here's to another ten.

Anonymous said...

Happy B-day, but Dominic Cooper got more posts than Chris Hemsworth...really?

Anonymous said...

Happy 10th! I visit your blog every day. You keep doing you.

Oh, and while you're doing you, can you write more movie recaps like you did on The Film Experience for "Rebecca"? Because that was gold. I passed that series around to friends who had seen the movie and they all said your section was the best.

Daniel said...

Aaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, Happy Blogaversary! I binge on your blog like some people binge on Netflix, so THANK YOU for the endless hours of entertainment.

And this post was so great I'm sure I'm not alone in wanting to see numbers 11-20!

obat ace maxs said...

hahaha its a bitch :)

NATHANIEL R said...

MNPP is my personal favorite blog on the internet XOXOXOXO. happy tenth.

NATHANIEL R said...

aalso i second Daniel's request for 11-20. Hell, i'd be curious about 11-100 ;)

Tom M said...

Thanks for the amazing blog. Your works makes me smile and think and get tingles in all the right places. Who could ask for anything more?

Rob K. said...

What everyone else said, I'll say again: CONGRATS! and keep doing whatchoo do. Such a fun & creative site.

Michael Pfaff said...

Happy Anniversary, Jason! I'm a huge fan. That Dominic Cooper GIF is HAWT! Cheers!

Michael Pfaff said...

BTW--this is brookesboy

Anonymous said...

Whoa, yes Franco has fallen off the hardest (why no Gosling?) Well many happy returns. MNPP is undeniably sweet under all the heapin' mucous. Gif game is too strong. Cheers and don't cross The Vikander in her year.

forever1267 said...

Lists are always always good, so #11 and onwards.

Congratulations! I found you either through The Film Experience or through one of the horror series. It might even be "Scream" because of the other blog breaking it down scene by scene, (whose blog I am blanking on. He's from Australia.)

Keep up the great work!!!

Glenn said...

Ten amazing years! You are doing the lord's work.

forever1267 said...

STALE POPCORN!!!! I am so sorry, Glen!!!