Happy anniversary to us!
Okay take it down a notch, Chris Pine.
Yeah so anyway ten years. TEN YEARS. I will not direct you to our first posts back on June 2nd, 2005 but they're there. I didn't know what I was doing then; I didn't think anybody was going to be reading any of this. I was just killing time... and sure enough, I went and killed ten whole years worth of time.
Okay that's a terrifying path to go down, let's think happy thoughts. And what happier thoughts then of all the actors we've exploited these ten years? I went through the numbers... yes, picture this:
... beep boop beep boop (that's the noise I make when I am doing math) and I figured out The Ten Most Posted Actors On MNPP, as of ten years in. There were a couple of curve-balls but not really - you will recognize all of these faces from around here, and around here, and around here again, believe me. But let's get to it! I give you...
The Ten Most Posted Actors On MNPP: 10 Year Edition
10. Chris Hemsworth -- 197 Posts
Chris should really be pictured with his brother Liam there because he probably squeaked past his closest competition (which was Matt Bomer with 184 Posts) because I've used his name to tag posts about both him and Liam all this time.
Lay off me, I'm too lazy to go back and
reorganize almost 200 posts, okay? Okay.
9. Daniel Craig -- 212 Posts
Two hundred of those posts are probably just pictures of him in his short shorts in Casino Royale. And here's one more for the bucket!
8. Dominic Cooper -- 223 Posts
I honestly thought Dom would do better on this list, but I guess he doesn't work enough? I always feel like I'm digging for Dom when some of the dudes higher up on this list have no right topping him (purposeful word choice) when it comes to my actual favorites. I adore Dom and all his parts...
On top of that it's his birthday today!
Happy birthday, gorgeous!
7. Tom Hardy -- 236 Posts
I feel as if I've been posting about the new Mad Max movie this entire time. What will we do now that that's out? I guess we've got his gay twins movie to look forward to.
6. Channing Tatum -- 259 Posts
Not that Chan hasn't been the gift of gratuity that keeps giving and giving but he does get tagged in everybody's posts where the Magic Mike movies are involved, even when he's not the star of what I'm showing, so Matt Bomer & Joe Manganiello & Co did help him out. But none of it would've happened without his fine ass...
... so credit where credit is due.
5. James Franco -- 260 Posts
This is the one that surprised me the most! I like James just fine but I wouldn't put him in this hot company honestly; clearly this is due to his media saturation and work-ethic which is NEVER LET THEM FORGET ME FOR A SECOND. He's just always doing something (usually something gay) worth posting about.
4. Chris Evans -- 262 Posts
Yesss an excuse to post the pictures
from his old Flaunt magazine photo-shoot...
... one more time. That's all I ever want
in a day. I could just post these pictures...
... over and over and over again.
3. Hugh Jackman -- 268 Posts
Hugh's spent so much time at the beach in these past ten years I'm surprised his post count isn't in the thousands. How many hours of my life have I spent organizing shots of him in those same black trunks romping around in the surf? Probably more hours than he's spent romping, even.
2. Michael Fassbender -- 541 Posts
My obsession with Fassy only dates back to circa 2009 when Fish Tank came out (I'd seen Hunger before that but it was difficult to develop a crush on him in that movie with all the bed-sores and ribs, ya know?) so he really shot up this list pretty quick. And I don't see it slowing down any time soon.
1. Jake Gyllenhaal -- 736 Posts
And this surprises nobody! I'm surprised the number is only 200 more than his closest competition, honestly. (Guess you better start showing your dick, Jake - Fassy's coming up on ya for it!) In strange related news Jake's number count is actually two lower than it once would have been - pictures of him are the only pictures I've ever gotten copyright notices from Google about. Two times, once bizarrely enough just yesterday - some random photo-shoot of him. And then once when I posted those shots of him naked on the set of Everest. You're going in the wrong direction, Jake!
Happiness! Anyway a big thanks to all of you guys for coming here for these ten years and entertaining me with your comments in return for all of my nonsense. You've made all my time-wasting feel not quite so wasted. And I'm gonna be a slight bit shameless here for a second and post this PayPal link...
... I mean don't feel obliged to stuff the tip-jar or anything,