Monday, May 18, 2015

Chris Pratt Has Some Junk To Show You

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Chris Pratt's on the cover of the new issue of GQ and there are a lot of nice pictures which I will share below, but first! Let us revel in this quote about his life-long sense of humor from the interview attached to said pictures...

"I was a jokester, I had a dirty mind, and a dirty sense of humor. And I was naked a lot. I was naked all the time. It was just recently, in the last few years since I've become an adult, that I've learned to keep my clothes on. And even then, I really haven't. I got yelled at by NBC for getting naked. [While filming multiple takes of a Parks and Recreation scene in which he was supposed to shock Amy Poehler by being naked in a doorway, in one take he did it for real.] I got suspended from the track team in high school for getting naked on the track bus. I was always getting naked. I thought it was hilarious. I didn't understand how somebody could be so offended by me just taking my junk out."

I just don't understand it either, Chris Pratt. I promise not to ever be offended if you take your junk out for me. Quite the opposite, in fact. Okay hit the jump for 12 more pictures...








4 comments:

yinzerella said...

That is a gorgeous man.
But it is not Chris Pratt.

The photoshop was strong with this spread.

Petey said...

Agree with yinzerella. GQ has done this before, photoshopping Chris Pratt to make his face narrower and thinner. I prefer his real, somewhat more wider face than these photoshopped versions.

Anonymous said...

Is it just me, or does his hand look enormous in that last photo?

Glenn said...

That fedora is horrible.

And why have no photos of naked Pratt emerged online? Siiigh.