The Stages of Lousy Photoshop

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First we have the original picture. That's Idris Elba and Tom Hardy sitting on the couch with The Luckiest Woman To Have Ever Sat On A Couch (via), from the time they shot RockNRolla together.

Second we have me deciding that Idris & Tom need to be closer so I just cut the picture in half on each side and plopped Idris & Tom right beside each other like it's the back-cover of Mad Magazine. As you can see there's a creepy tangle of displaced arms and legs between them, as if a Hell Dimension has opened up on the center of the couch and some sort of Lovecraftian beast is emerging.

And thirdly, finally, we have me taking five minutes out of my life, my busy busy life, to use my kindergarten-grade photo-shop skills to try and finally wipe that lucky woman right out of existence and make it seem as if Idris & Tom are indeed sitting right on top of each other, only to realize 90% of the way through the weirdness of what I am doing, not to mention the fact that I will never be able to make it look right, and give up. 

I suppose the final stage is me deciding to post all this,

and allow you this window into my derangement. 

You're welcome!

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