Good Morning, Noted Homosexual

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It's the 36th birthday of everybody's favorite Noted Homosexual! I'm always a little bit flabbergasted whenever I'm reminded that Luke Evans is two years younger than me - not that I think I'm looking like anybody's idea of a Georgia Peach these days but Luke's aged pretty hard. I assume it's all the starving himself for his profession and the smoking (he clearly smokes) and you know, the lies. THE LIES.

Scrolling through my archives there seems to be a hole where these promotional pictures of Luke & Friend in the 2003 stage show Hardcore should go - that's an awfully large hole! (That's what Luke Evans' friend said.)

So there those are. Filling up the hole! (Repeat hole jokes ad nauseum.) And speaking of anal sex, it's also the birthday of Luke's Beauty and the Beast co-stars Emma Watson and Emma Thompson today! Luke is playing Gaston (a blasphemous chest-hair-less Gaston.) Anyway they are filming right now so I imagine there's a party on that set today -- here's a picture of some of the cast gathered that was making the rounds yesterday:

Even though he posted the picture I had to cut out Josh Gad - I have an allergic reaction to Josh Gad every time I see Josh Gad. Gad is playing Gaston's annoying sidekick Le Fou (of course he is, I can hear his screeching already). The rest of those folks are Emma Watson as Belle, Dan Stevens as The Beast, and Kevin Kline as Belle's father "Crazy Ol' Maurice, Ehhh?" And although none of this is as good as Luke's naked scene in The Great Train Robbery, here's some Luke Evan's noted homosexual butt (from No One Lives) to end with.

Happy birthday, Luke. 

May this be a year of public notifications you.

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