Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

... you can learn from:

The Brady Bunch Movie (1995)

Jason: Marcia, I may be able to use you as a model, 

but first you'll have to do a little work on yourself. 

Marcia: You mean like walking with a book on my head? 

Jason: No, I mean like cutting that mousy hair, 

capping those teeth, and losing about 30 pounds, 

my little sausage. How do you feel about breast implants? 

Marcia: [slaps him] Cut my hair? 

The Brady Bunch Movie came out 20 years ago today!

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