Three more pictures of Michael Fassbender (and oh yeah someone else or something) in his upcoming Western Slow West have been released (via, thanks Mac) - I believe the film screened at Sundance over the weekend but I haven't read anybody's opinions. Who cares? It stars Michael Fassbender, I was there in the theater the second that much was true. Sure it helps that I'll be thinking of that paparazzi shot of him peeing on set the whole time probably, but what do you want from me, thoughtfulness? Ha. You can see the first official still from the movie right here.
A critic tweeted that there is visible longjohn bulge, so there's that to look forward to.
If I don't read any reviews, I can just keep imagining that this is a romance starring Fassbinder and Kodi Smit-McPhee (who is 18 now so it's totally not pervy to think about him that way, right?).
"Pull your pants down nice and slowly."
I'm thinking this movie is really a romance between an older outlaw and a gentle city twink. The outlaw thinks he's getting a quick buck, but things turn decidedly south when his target is revealed to be more than just some hapless dandy.
With the sound off, this movie can be whatever I want. That is my defense if I ever get sent up for a psych eval.
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