Good Morning, World

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When life gives you lemons make lemonade... and then pour it on your dick. That's how the saying goes right? Really every famous saying should have "and then pour it on your dick" added to the end. It's the new "in bed"! Anyway in case that wasn't clear it's Jason Bateman's 46th birthday today - I searched MNPP's archives to see if I'd posted this picture before because I've had it gathering dust in a folder for some time but it appears to be fresh to here at least, that's nice. (We've also done a previous gratuitous Jason Bateman post right here.)

I also noticed while searching the archives that Jason shares a family name with American Psycho's Patrick Bateman - I probably noted that the first time I read Psycho but not since. Has Bret Easton Ellis ever made any connection between them? Jason (and his sister Justine!) were stars in the 80s and the book came out in 1991. (Patrick also appears in Ellis' 1987 book The Rules of Attraction alongside his brother Sean, who was played in that movie by James Vanderbeek.) Bah it's early I don't know what I'm rambling about, leave me be.