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How's this for a trio of male leads for your movie - Ryan Gosling, Christian Bale, and Brad Pitt will be starring in The Big Short, an adaptation of the book by the writer of Moneyball about the mid-Aughts financial crisis. Weirdly Anchorman director Adam McKay is directing? Anyway clearly with these three hunka hunka burning names attached this post was called for - Gosling Bale & Pitt: Do Dump or Marry? Tell it in the comments!
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Do Brad, because, BRAD! But he is prone to cheating so wouldn't marry.
Dump Christian, because he is really into himself with all that method acting and losing himself in a role crap.
Marry Ryan. Handsome, seemingly nice and he's the gay one anyway, isn't he?
My reasons are going to be all shallow so...
Do Ryan - He's got the best body right now but not that handsome in the face imo.
Dump Christian - I agree with the above 'because he is really into himself with all that method acting and losing himself in a role crap' description :D Plus I he has a quirky face that never appealed to me.
Marry Brad - Of the three and if he was at least ten years younger - not the long haired/bearded look now. He'd give you the most perfect looking babies <3
Does it really matter as long as i get to do each of them once?
Do Christian because that insane ball of rage would be a hit it and quit it, never admit it kinda thing.
Cliff Brad. Cleanliness is next to godliness and he's no saint.
Marry Ryan. If you can pin that boy down long enough to get a cock ring on him, consider yourself lucky.
Do Brad
Marry Ryan
Dump Christian-Can't stand him so that was easy.
Do Ryan, Dump Brad, Marry Christian!
Do Christian. He'd play it rough and leave me wanting more.
Marry Ryan. He's perfect.
Dump Brad. He's way past his prime and looks like it.
DO Christian Bale... he looks intense.
DUMP Brad Pitt... he's slightly pass his prime unfortch.
MARRY Ryan Gosling... because duh.
I can understand what people like about Ryan. He is ugly. His face is weird. He has an amazing body but anyone with time to spare on the gym can get a body like this. I feel the Media Illuminati are shoving him down our throats since his disney days. Whose his daddy?
So of course dump Ryan without doing anything with him first.
Do Christian because he is awesome and sexy and I want some American Psycho and Marry Brad to have him all day long for the rest of his life!
Sal
I find Ryan unconventionally handsome. That's more attractive for some people than a flawless face.
DO: Ryan Gosling (smoking hot but dumb as a box of rocks, I suspect)
DUMP: Christian Bale (not that hot, and an asshole -- dealbreaker)
MARRY: Brad Pitt (sexy, smart, classy, talented, an incomparable humanitarian, and a pot-smoker -- total marriage material)
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