Friday, December 12, 2014

Good Morning, Affleck Dick

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I adore each and every one of you who sent me this over the past 24 hours (There were so many of you! Y'all rock!), but I also want to make it known, my ego demands it, that I had the footage of Ben Affleck's supposed dick in Gone Girl a day and a half ago, before Gawker or just about anybody else had posted it, but I'd decided to hold it off a day because my priorities were with Finn Wittrock and his Dandy bum yesterday morning. I figured I was giving up some timeliness but honestly I can't stand Ben Affleck and I adore Finn, so I am OK with myself. I slept just fine last night. Anyway if you haven't seen the pics that've spread across the internet like a big fat swinging plastic wildfire over the past 24 hours hit the jump!





8 comments:

Anonymous said...

You said supposed. Do you think it is either not him or a prosthetic? To be honest it looks a little to big for him not to be cocky about it and show it off like he does with every little talent he has...
Sal

JA said...

I agree with everything you say, Sal. If it is him they green-screened out the penis pump and cock-ring and meditating shaman drawing every ounce of blood in his entire body into that thing.

KC said...

I adore Ben Affleck. He gots hotter with age, and I love him even more now. Wowza. Has there been any footage of NPH? His nudity seems to get overshadowed by Ben.

Anonymous said...

You should be a poet
<3 <3 <3
Sal

J.D. Alexander said...

mmmmm! Ben Affleck is packin'!

Anonymous said...

Good for him, but... i watched the movie twice and still can't see it

Anonymous said...

If you look at the movie 'School ties'
You can see Ben Affleck, Matt Damon, Brandon Frasier, etc all in a communal shower butt naked frontal and all. I loved that scene! sigh

Anonymous said...

i always wondered what's affleck's dick look like you know he's tall man i thought his will be big but i didn't know its that big i mean fuck it's huge