I adore each and every one of you who sent me this over the past 24 hours (There were so many of you! Y'all rock!), but I also want to make it known, my ego demands it, that I had the footage of Ben Affleck's supposed dick in Gone Girl a day and a half ago, before Gawker or just about anybody else had posted it, but I'd decided to hold it off a day because my priorities were with Finn Wittrock and his Dandy bum yesterday morning. I figured I was giving up some timeliness but honestly I can't stand Ben Affleck and I adore Finn, so I am OK with myself. I slept just fine last night. Anyway if you haven't seen the pics that've spread across the internet like a big fat swinging plastic wildfire over the past 24 hours hit the jump!