Monday, November 03, 2014

Quote of the Day

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I know I said the other day that I wasn't reading any of the articles about the new season of The Comeback where they were getting into details (it starts in less than a week, oh my god!), but... well I lied. I'm a liar! This long-ass one at Buzzfeed talking with everybody involved (thanks Mac) is golden, pure gold, and I am glad I am a lying liar. I especially LOL'd myself silly over this bit where Lisa Kudrow talks about how torn she was over the fact that Valerie Cherish would've most definitely had plastic surgery at this point in her life, and whether Lisa herself was willing to get something done for the character's sake:

"I was a little worried about that, and then angry that I was worried about that. But I didn’t want to do anything. I’ve thought, Should I have my eyes done? Because at least they do that well, and if you don’t try to change the shape of your eye, it’s kind of good. But it still, it makes me so nuts. Because if something goes wrong, then what? And I’ve never had Botox. Because it’s a toxin that goes into your brain. It’s one of those rare chemicals that crosses the blood-brain barrier. And you don’t know what it does in there — pass! And I don’t have a big line here. [She pointed between her eyebrows.] And yes, I have lines here! [She pointed at her forehead.] But Valerie has bangs — check! And then I do know people who’ve gotten Botox, and, I’m not kidding, they’re, like, ‘Look what happened.’ [She made her eye droop.] Holy fuck! Like, I really freak out over that. What are you going to do? I don’t say that, but in my brain, I’m, like, Oh my god! That’s the worst thing I’ve ever seen! What are you going to do! You’re disfigured now! In your attempt to look better, you’re disfigured!”

When asked what do they do, she continued: “It will go away. So you can be patient about that, but you can’t have a line here? Like, at least we recognize this as human. This, it looks like a palsy. And the filler, I’ve seen people who are, like, ‘Can you see this little ball here?’ It’s, like, What? Well, now I do. ‘It’s from the filler.’ Well, what are you going to do? Now you have a growth on your face! In your attempt to look better, you’ve disfigured yourself!"
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2 comments:

Central Jerk said...

You all know she's talking about Courtney Cox, right? ;)

Jason Adams said...

LOL yes! I really almost posted a picture of CC at the end but decided that might be too much