Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

... you can learn from:

Being John Malkovich (1999)

Craig: I've fallen in love, and this is what people 

who've fallen in love look like. 

Maxine: Well, you picked the unrequited variety. 

It's very bad for the skin. 

BJM turns 15 today!

Here's a picture of Spike Jonze in a bow-tie.