Mads Mikkelsen Is Nigh

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Cold hard fact: the United States of America is going to collapse as a sovereign nation. And I know this because we do not put pictures of an extra-fuzzy and half-shirtless Mads Mikkelson on the cover of our magazines. It's true of every great civilization that's no longer with us - the Aztecs, the Mayans. They never put an extra-fuzzy and half-shirtless Mads Mikkelson on the cover of any magazines, and where are they now? Exactly.

I wasn't really sure how to start off this post - do I go with the magazine cover (via here, by the way) or the pictures of him shirtless on the water, or do I go with the Casino Royale press picture I'd never before seen...

... of him and Daniel Craig doing their kinky Bond business? The wealth of choices was staggering. Anyway this is all to say -- hey look the phenomenal second season of Hannibal comes out on blu-ray next week! You should buy one for yourself, one for your friends, and then an extra one to save America. Think of the children.

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