Call The Fur Police! There's Been A Fur Crime!

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Known Otter Emile Hirsch supposedly tweeted out this shirtless selfie last night according to JJ, adding "Getting Lean! #goldsgym" (ahh the poetry of modern conversation). He's since deleted the tweet (he's deleted all his tweets actually - has he ever even tweeted before? I assume he had since I follow him but I don't recall) and clearly it's shame that drove him to deletion. Deep soul-scarring shame over having waxed and sheared and plucked his preternaturally glorious pelt from existence. SHAME, EMILE. Here's a behind-the-scenes picture from Into the Wild of happier, hairier times: