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I guess Zac and Vlad must share a publicist. So butch, these fellas! Save this sarcastic tweet from the other day I was planning on holding my tongue with this whole "Zac Efron and Michelle Rodriguez are on an orgy holiday!" story because good grief who is buying this thing? But these pictures of him riding a horse without his shirt on are just too much. TOO MUCH, ZAC.
And that creepy rich guy they're partying with (who's documenting everything on his Instagram) - too damned much, all of it. I think my favorite shot from all of this is when the cameras catch...
... Zac and Michi-Loves-Sausage going through pictures themselves. You can practically see them mentally photo-shopping themselves onto the cover of Star magazine. Ugh you guys are so gross.
Um that's not to say that I'm not looking. And in the spirit of this hypocritical, comlplicated give-and-take thing we've got going on here, let's hit the jump and stare at some more pictures, shall we? We don't really have to feel good about ourselves tomorrow.
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Putin looks like an old, fat cossack aristocrat trying to give the appearance he's been a horseman all his life while barely sitting on a thoroughly trained nag walking her regular beginner's level riding trail.
Zac, on the other hand, looks like the next contestant on the Bachelor after six one-hour lessons riding in to fuck the newest set of skanks on the beach.
That said, Zac, hands down...his pants!
He's sexy and he knows it.
That shot of Zac holding back the horse and twisting to the camera is sooooo 80's starlet himbo edition. I'm sure I saw the same shot with either Suzanne Somers or Farrah Fawcett in a one piece back in the day.
I really like that picture of Zac standing there with his hands tied behind his back, in those tight black jeans with the zipper coming down a bit. That's very sexy!
Don't nobody wake me up anytime soon, OK...
So men dating out mannish lesbians is a thing now? Seriously what does this mean? Is this a "studio mandated" relationship? The last official girlfriend he had was also "studio mandated" (Vanessa Hudgens)! Oh my fucking god, ohmygodohmygodohmygod! Does that me Zac is gay?! Is he actually dating that old Italian and Michelle Rodriguez is his beard...his butch beard? O.O
That Efron chest keeps getting hairier and hairier!! So incredibly sexy!
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