I guess Zac and Vlad must share a publicist. So butch, these fellas! Save this sarcastic tweet from the other day I was planning on holding my tongue with this whole "Zac Efron and Michelle Rodriguez are on an orgy holiday!" story because good grief who is buying this thing? But these pictures of him riding a horse without his shirt on are just too much. TOO MUCH, ZAC.
And that creepy rich guy they're partying with (who's documenting everything on his Instagram) - too damned much, all of it. I think my favorite shot from all of this is when the cameras catch...
... Zac and Michi-Loves-Sausage going through pictures themselves. You can practically see them mentally photo-shopping themselves onto the cover of Star magazine. Ugh you guys are so gross.
Um that's not to say that I'm not looking. And in the spirit of this hypocritical, comlplicated give-and-take thing we've got going on here, let's hit the jump and stare at some more pictures, shall we? We don't really have to feel good about ourselves tomorrow.