Today's Fanboy Delusion

Today I'd rather be...

... making Justin Theroux my number one and only.

Okay so first things first these pictures of Justin in Interview Magazine (thanks Mac) are hot hot hot, aren't they? They're making me want to go all James Franco and reenact Cruising with him. Lots and lots of Cruising.

Second things second, the actual interview with Justin in the magazine (I know, what, read???) was conducted by his pal slash incredible-human-being Amy Sedaris, so it's worth the effort y'all. Loved this exchange while they talked about Justin's new show The Leftovers:

SEDARIS: You know how I want to play a cop. I'm so jealous.
THEROUX: [laughs] You're dying to play a cop.
SEDARIS: You cry in this show.
THEROUX: Oh, I cry. [laughs]
SEDARIS: And still I want to laugh at you because I know you."

Justin also goes on to say that he thinks 

that sweatpants are disgusting, which...

... we all know better than that, sir!

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