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If you're anywhere near the city of London today, specifically the Barnet borough of that city, I suggest that you take all of the vases in your house, anything that is breakable, and rest it on the floor or better yet nest it all in a pile of pillows, because Bram Stoker is buried near you and the spinning he's going to be doing in his grave today is probably going to be measurable on the Richter Scale. (It was a long build to that, nut worth it, I think.) Hey look the trailer for Dracula Untold is here! The one that stars Noted Homosexual Luke Evans, that is. Let us watch it together!
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There are two shots I want to summon your attention to, and no, they are not those CG swarms of vampire bats attacking fields of soldiers because let's try to pretend we didn't see those. Shot #1...
... is Sarah Gadon (I don't think I knew she was in this; oh, Sarah) appearing to stare at Luke Evans' crotch in abject horror. I can't imagine what it would be about Luke Evans' sex life that would horrify his heterosexual paramour. I just can't imagine! But it's nice to have it encapsulated in shot form all the same. And Shot #2...
... is Dominic Cooper (I did know that Dom was in this; oh, Dom) making stink face and summing up everything even better than I could with all the blathering I could muster. A Stink Face is worth a thousand words, I always say.
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You see JA, if he actually WAS regarded as a Noted Homosexual instead of a Rumored Homosexual he wouldn't be the star of his own movie right now because as we all know the cherished 15 - 35 male demographic doesn't pay money to go see gay men pretending to be straight (well, at least not knowingly).
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