"I’m tired of explaining my ass to people and how it got started. Fuckin’ Rachael Harris lit the fuse. Maybe I fanned the flames by a tweet or two, so I’ve got nothing more to say about that. It’s official. The people have spoken. I don’t want a coup over my ass. My ass rules, leave it be. Deal with it. Obama won, as did my ass. My ass won. Which means the American people won."
--- That's Chris Meloni accepting the sash and tiara for "The Best Butt in Primetime" in an interview over at The Daily Beast. See the winner here. And here. And here. And here.