Thursday, May 15, 2014

Good Morning, Gratuitous Stanley Tucci

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Quick, somebody call 911, I have an emergency! I just went through our archives and I never posted these pictures before! I was so distraught I slapped myself unconscious. Who's typing this right now then, you ask? Wouldn't you like to know.

Wouldn't you?!?!? It's not as if Stanley Tucci himself is here, cradling me in his shockingly beefy arms, pressing my fingers one after the other after the other to the keyboard. And it's not as if he's not done with not doing all of this he's not going to carry me to the opposite of a bedroom and have his in no way shape or form torrid and shockingly filthy way with my unconscious yet entirely willing body.

Nope. Never. Hit the jump for more pics!












6 comments:

Joey said...

I've always been unapologetic in my lust of Stanley Tucci. Thank you so much for this! There is a scene in Easy A where he fills out a long sleeve (I think thermal) shirt quite nicely, and it prompted me to lust over him with pride.

Anonymous said...

I have such a hard time believing he's straight.

joel65913 said...

Swoon!

The Pretentious Know it All said...

That last gif, though...UNF. Chris Meloni, eat your heart out.

Anonymous said...

More than hot! Wish I had seen Frankie and Johnny...

Peggy Sue said...

Oops! That was me. The guy got me anxious.